Recent Essays & Reported Pieces

What Parents Need to Know About Essential Oils Before Using Them With Kids

Why It’s Harder to Be a Poor Parent Today Than It Was 20 Years Ago

There’s a Reason Why Your Kid Always Melts Down After School

Please Stop Talking About My Son With a Speech Delay Like He Can’t Hear You

Actually I’m Not Buying My Kids’ School Pictures This Year & Here’s Why

There’s a Legitimate Reason Why Husbands Are Always Pooping

I Tried the Disney Sleep Hotline for Kids Who Won’t Go to Bed & GOSH GOLLY

Fat-Shaming Is the Norm in Our Kids’ Favorite Shows & It’s Making Them Hate Their Bodies

Humor Pieces

Peeps Are Not a Treat, They’re a Crime Against Humanity

13 Emotional Stages of Picking a Perfect Name for Your Baby

8 Ways Motherhood Is Exactly Like A Disney Princess Movie

If Toddlers Wrote Self-Help Books, Here’s What They’d Look Like

The Lazy Mom’s Summer Bucket List

Video Work

I love to make people laugh, and I’ve had the pleasure of pitching, scripting, and producing several viral videos for media outlets. Here are some of my top performers.

When Did School Pictures Become So Complicated? (8.6 million views)

How Moms Really Feel About Elf On The Shelf (5.3 million views)

It’s Totally Okay If You’re Not a Pinterest Mom (1.7 million views)

Why Moms Can Never Shop for “Just One Thing” at Target (324,000 views)

Why Mom Colds Are The Worst (66,000 views)


To date, I have appeared in two humorous anthologies with some of the Internet’s most popular parenting bloggers.

Life Well Blogged: No Laughing Allowed

Life Well Blogged: Parenting Gag Reel – Hilarious Writes and Wrongs

Media Appearances

ABC News feature on behalf of Scary Mommy

Regularly featured on HuffPost Parents Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week


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